I prefer that your first contact be via text, email, or the Meet Me page.  I never take phone calls from numbers I don't recognize, or from callers whose calls I'm not expecting.

 

Texting is fine too.  But please include your name, age, ethnicity, and what you do in your introductory text.

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If calling is your only option, please leave a voicemail with the same information as you would in a text, but remember to include when I may call you back and/or if there is a time I absolutely should not try to do so.

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Please remember that I will neither engage in explicit conversation nor will I make promises regarding any sort of quid pro quo.

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Screening is required and can be easily accomplished through a combination of two or three of the methods outlined on the next page.   

 

Please try to reach out the day before out rendezvous, the morning of, and again 90 minutes ahead of time so I can be sure that nothing has change.

 

An unsealed envelope left in plain sight is a great way to handle the consideration.  Please don't hand the envelope to me directly.  It would be great if you gave me a little privacy just then so I can put it safely away.  Hey, it might be a good time to wash your hands. Also, more specific information about considerations and how they should be handled on the page that carries that title.

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Aggressive behavior will not be tolerated and will result in the early termination of our time together.

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Minty breath and shower freshness are very important.  My shower is yours should you need it.  Try to let me know in advance.

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I respect the personal choices of every individual.  However possession and/or use of illegal drugs will not be tolerated in my presence.  Failure to respect that boundary will result in the immediate termination of our time together.

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​If you’re going to partake in 420 before visiting (that is smoke weed, a doobie, a joint, grass, dope, reefer, ganja, hash, or the chronic), please make sure that neither you nor your clothing makes that evident.